Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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