i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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