Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
handjob tips. give me some.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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