I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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