I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
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I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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