Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
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It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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