Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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