I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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