i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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