just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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