One girl and one boy is just not enough.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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