I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
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Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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