I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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