I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
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Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
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you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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