he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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