He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
You were trust falling into bushes
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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