Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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