Have you finally orgasmed yet?
She said her name was "party"
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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