On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
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im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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