I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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