i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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