omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I want to make a zoo with you.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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