I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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