dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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