We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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