He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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