I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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