I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
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Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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