I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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