What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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