I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
