I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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