we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
