i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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