Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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