her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
and she was petting her beer can
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
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I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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