I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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