I must be too annoying 4 u.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
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Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
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Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life