why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
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So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
In other news, I just burned my penis
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.