I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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