The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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