Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
he thought i was a dude.
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Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
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Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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