I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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