I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Randomize