Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
false alarm. still invincible.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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