Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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