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• (909): View more from California

  You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"

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• (325): View more from Texas

  When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  never. drinking. again.

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  lets not get ahead of ourselves.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.

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• (408): View more from California

  I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed

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  You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers

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