Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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