Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(412): View more from Pennsylvania

me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(412): me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan http://tfl.nu/bxhp

Replies (63) Good night (1196) Bad night (2508)
Favorite
(949): View more from California

Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(949): Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier. http://tfl.nu/b8lx

Replies (22) Good night (1059) Bad night (2458)
Favorite
(313): View more from Michigan

sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test

(1-313): View more from Michigan

but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(313): sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test (1-313): but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know. http://tfl.nu/w4h7

Replies (26) Good night (689) Bad night (3373)
Favorite
(201): View more from New Jersey

he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(201): he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing http://tfl.nu/t0vu

Replies (51) Good night (1429) Bad night (5516)
Favorite
(530): View more from California

If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(530): If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good... http://tfl.nu/ucmp

Replies (14) Good night (2241) Bad night (3123)
Favorite
(613): View more from Ontario

I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(613): I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked. http://tfl.nu/z7yx

Replies (11) Good night (7210) Bad night (1043)
Favorite
(252): View more from North Carolina

Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(252): Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd http://tfl.nu/1g97

Replies (8) Good night (1463) Bad night (2430)
Favorite
(248): View more from Michigan

So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(248): So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection. http://tfl.nu/x1ov

Replies (11) Good night (1062) Bad night (5617)
Favorite
(910): View more from North Carolina

It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(910): It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend. http://tfl.nu/x0gc

Replies (10) Good night (1985) Bad night (1375)
Favorite
(816): View more from Missouri

It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(816): It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one. http://tfl.nu/pa8f

Replies (1) Good night (1319) Bad night (620)
Favorite
(845): View more from New York

The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(845): The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction. http://tfl.nu/75bn

Replies (3) Good night (1008) Bad night (499)
Favorite
(612): View more from Minnesota

I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(612): I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night? http://tfl.nu/y0ry

Replies (2) Good night (1070) Bad night (391)
Favorite
(780): View more from Alberta, CA

So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(780): So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks. http://tfl.nu/pwvq

Replies (5) Good night (1750) Bad night (414)
Favorite
(812): View more from Indiana

He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(812): He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out. http://tfl.nu/a5km

Replies (4) Good night (351) Bad night (194)
Favorite
(607): View more from New York

I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(607): I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time. http://tfl.nu/1wgm

Replies (1) Good night (479) Bad night (157)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard