If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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