did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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