TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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