I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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