im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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