Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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