I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
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What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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