I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Who wears a wallet chain?!
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She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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